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Hello. I browse the personals on here sometimes. Yes, I\’m not a spammer/scammer/ad. I would respond but a lot of the posts the women put up are non-specific about who they are (personality/interests/looks) and what specifically what they\’re looking for (personality/interests/looks). Some won\’t even post their age! I know you can\’t write a novel on here but just tweak the post a little to reflect the type of woman you are. Also, I\’ve been noticing a lot of posts that are just fake, fake, fake, hateful, fake, fake, fake, bitter, fake, fake, fake and woman-hating, fake, fake, fake. What\’s up with that? If you got burned by some man, go vent to him. Don\’t take it out on anonymous strangers. Either that or post in the Rant and Raves column. Let\’s face it, posting a personal on a website isn\’t easy. Answering them takes intelligence, cunning, and confidence. It takes a lot of courage and I commend anyone who can put themselves out there like this (as long as you\’re not deceptive like those fake, fake, fakes). I just think the women on here would get more responses from good, REAL men if they were a little more specific about who they are and what they want. This would distinguish your real posts from all of those fake, fake, fake, fake ads. Good luck to everyone!

Some people were brought by the stork, some arrive by basket, others were conceived immaculately. The vial, test tube, and in vitro, also have brought more of us here. Some seeped out of the confines of a pre-nuptial agreement.

I came by freeze-dried and shrink-wrapped. There is a question as to whether or not blue ice was involved in my Next Day Air delivery. A simple steam bath and I was up and running.

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Looking 4 some fun this mourning with a Hot NASTY Couple. I would like 2 watch and join in on some fun.

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I am lighthearted and free spirited, around 5\’5\”, brunette, average(6 or 8 dress size). low maintenance, love the ocean or just being out. Want a friend with the possibility of exploring more than a friendship. I\’m a good person. don\’t like games.

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Well I think the title says it all..I am looking for a woman who is not into a fling or anything like that. I like chubbt gurls(Not fat) who have nice chest(D/DD Plus) so if this is not you please no reply..Your pic gets mine! I am looking for a smart, caring, funny sensual girl.

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It\’s strange the circles in which life takes you, isn\’t it? Many years ago a man asked me this very same question, and although we didn\’t know it then, the answer would fundamentally change us from that day forward. See, I was a younger man then (this was many years ago, you recall), full of dreams and hope, and not yet battered and worn down by life - like a doll\’s head mistaken for an oyster by a thousand hungry, pecking seabirds or a couch cushion compressed by the ass of an obese, immobile man who hasn\’t strayed from his living room in a decade and has to shit in a shoebox since he can\’t fit through
the door leading to the bathroom. No, life seemed full of endless possibilities back then. I was quickly climbing the ladder as one of the top rodeo clowns in all the west; my plans for marketing a line of frozen pickled herring loaf were just getting off the ground; and I had just started a steamy relationship with a young, dewy, and as-yet undiscovered Gwyneth Paltrow. I still remember the day…I was climbing out of a protective drum after narrowly escaping a bull-goring when the tossed rider sauntered up to me, removed his cowboy boot, and asked, \”Why is my big toe so damned big?\” I removed my festive clown wig, wiped the sweat from my brow, and thought for just a moment. I\’ll tell you the very same thing I told him. \”What the hell you asking me for, you dumb-ass redneck? Do I look like some kinda goddamned foot doctor?\”

Hello,

I am a happy, healthy, fit, intelligent, successful guy. I am very much attracted to the kind of women I see in my yoga classes - mostly very fit, slender, but still a bit curvy, stylish, spiritual, engaged, and passionate about things.

Problem is that it always feels to me like the Yoga studios I frequent are a bit too much like a sacred place, and not appropriate for \”reaching out\” to these goddess-like ladies. If you fit the bill, and are wondering, so who is this guy who may be attracted to me, let me tell you.

I am lighthearted and free spirited, around 5\’5\”, brunette, average(6 or 8 dress size). low maintenance, love the ocean or just being out. Want a friend with the possibility of exploring more than a friendship. I\’m a good person. don\’t like games.

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If you are a dreamer AND an achiever I would love to hear from you

Taking risks is way uncommon and being fully for capitalism, romantic & concerned about what is going on in this world & how to be a part of the solution is even more rare… how sad!